Viva la Lili

Stuff

• I got called a slut by a 4 year old on a tricycle
• I’m 98% sure the only reason those 2 cops drove the wrong way on a one way street was to check me out
• DONE with all my papers, finals, and scary presentation
• B (SAD) on my geography final, which was a bit funny because I had trouble remembering things I’ve studied for weeks, but had NO issues remembering 48/50 random countries I crammed into my brain
• Cleaning and organizing like CRAZY within the next few days
• Lost 2 pounds within the last week. I’m starting to see more muscle definition in my arms!
• Bought a random black bottom for my floral bikini top. Maybe I’ll finally wear a 2 piece outside this summer (welp)
• Paperwork for summer classes and resume stuff tomorrow, maybe I’ll see a movie
• Dentist, doctor, and hair appointment next week. How much of my hair should I chop off?

Wishlist

1. Kate Spade bow ring
2. rings from Catbird
3. dainty necklaces
4. mugs
5. Fujifilm Instax Camera
6. Lorac PRO palette 
7. mason jars
8. BluePrint Level 1-Renovation cleanse
9. chocolate raspberry Luna bars
10. Polar FT4 heart rate monitor
11. new Asics or New Balance running shoes
12. this shirt from UO
13. Ain’t Laurent tshirt by Reason
14. Praduh tshirt by Made In Hell-A
15. French press
16. milk frother
17. coffee grinder
18. subscriptions to Self and Glamour

Taaaadaaaaa!!!

Anonymous asked: List of 5 things few people know or no one knows about you

1. I’ve never smoked anything, ever
2. I had surgery as a baby
3. I can nearly fit my fist in my mouth
4. I developed a fear of swallowing pills after I nearly died once. Now I only take them when absolutely necessary and someone else HAS to be near me.
5. I say the alphabet when I wash my hands

I’m boring. You’re very welcome for all this useless information

I’m the easiest person to go Christmas shopping for

• Bonsai tree
• mugs
• chunky scarves
• knit sweaters and cardigans
• books
• movies
• Black lined or graphed Moleskine(s)
• paper or online subscription to WWD (Women’s Wear Daily)
• Urban Decay Naked/Naked 2 palette
• Stila In The Light palette (I’m not even good at makeup so I don’t know why I want eyeshadow palettes)
• paintings and artsy stuff
• CUTE THINGS
• I love it when people make me stuff, which hardly happens

There is like no excuse not to buy me a present. I expect one mug from all of my followers

THOUGHTS AND THINGS, THINGS AND THOUGHTS

• I played the “how fast can I undo my messy top knot and make my hair look like it wasn’t in a top knot while I put pants on before people walk inside my house?” game today. I won again!
• Mad at the guy from Starbucks because he made my coffee wrong this morning
• I am already SICK of prom pictures and it started 2 hours ago
• Still sad about Betsey Johnson filing for bankruptcy and closing all of her stores
• THANK GOD I HAVE BEER! It is Get Drunk Naked and Alone In Your Room night

I just want a major in everything

• fashion merchandising
• marketing & PR
• psychology
• history
• English
• political science
• journalism
• sociology
• health/nutrition sciences
• philosophy
• international relations

What the hell

Here is a plan

• school full time
• intern on weekdays, probably on weekends when needed
• on weekends be a very pretty and polite waitress where all of the older, very rich people go eat
• or Hooters, but I’ll make that my last option
• apparently in New York you can be 18 to be a bartender so I can do that on weekends, too if I’m not a waitress

Maybe if I’m lucky I’ll have time to shower for a full 25 minutes and have a real full meal 1 day a week! It’s not like I care about having a social life anyway

OOORRR I can take the easy way out and find a sugar daddy. Anyone? Anyone?